Patrick Ruff is a man, he used to be a boy. That man is me. This post is me. It’s all about me, or rather, it’s a vainglorious attempt to optimize searches (search engine optimization) such that if someone types “Patrick Ruff” on Google it doesn’t get buried under a bunch of other random pictures of OTHER white guys but instead it places my page where it should be, at the TOP. I mean, this site is www.patrickruff.com, so WHY shouldn’t it be the top page? Nobody else pays for this domain! 🙂
I’m just going to try something:
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Let’s see how this goes…(current rank as of 2020_6_28 is 33, found on page 4 of Google, it’s so dumb).
Great post Patrick Ruff
Yo I made it to page 3. Shameless self-promotion for the win! You’ve got to sell yourself “they” say and it’s true! Well, I guess I didn’t really “sell” myself so much as give myself away for free. Oh well, as “they” say Amazon didn’t make a profit for years but now Jeff Bezos is more or less Lex Luthor. Super! If anyone is reading this, please like/comment/subscribe (I know you can only comment) and let’s rank up!
Yo yo yo, must be the pandemic but people on the internet, you’ve moved me to the FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE!!! WOOOO. My twitter is the first thing but this website is like the 6th or 7th link down. YEAH!!!
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Let’s make it to the TOP!